ABOUT CHRIS

HI.

My name is Chris.

I like skating.

I like computers.

I like the internet.

I am also a television.

MY TV

This is me.

I am a television.

RAPID FIRE

AGE: old enough

SPECIES: Chris

HEIGHT: enough

FAVORITE FOOD: haven't decided

FAVORITE COLOR: blue

FAVORITE WEBSITE: this one

OFFICIAL CHRIS SKATEBOARDING LICENSE

Name: Chris

Skill: probably

Wheelie certification: YES

Speed: fast

License number: 000000

Expiration date: never

Approved by: Chris

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

I can skate.

I can use computers.

I can hear the internet.

I can probably do a wheelie.

I am very normal.

I am doing fine. :)

THINGS I LIKE

Skateboarding

Computers

Nyan Cat

Internet

People who don't unplug me

THINGS I DON'T LIKE

Unplugging

Questions about my wires

Falling off my skateboard

Falling off my skateboard while doing a wheelie