COOL STUFF

CHRIS FACT

I can hear the internet.

Don't ask how.

SKATEBOARD

This is my skateboard.

It goes fast.

I can do a wheelie.

Probably.

New skateboard.
The old one was fine.

SKATEBOARD STATUS

Speed: fast

Wheelies: successful

Crashes: none

Probably.

MY TV

I have a TV.

It works.

Usually.

Please don't unplug me.

NYAN CAT

This is important.

COMPUTERS

Computers are cool.

I like computers.

Computers like me.

They have to.

:)

CURRENTLY

Skateboarding: YES

Nyan Cat: YES

Internet: YES

Wires: PRIVATE